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she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop


That clerk was so ready to be mad at this dude. But look at that face in the last gif. He’s like “Shiiiiit….dude’s got jokes.”

(Source: ruinedchildhood)


I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

I can really give less of a shit about the Kardashians, but FUCK sometimes their outfits are on point!

"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

- (via hayleydeep)

(Source: anachronica)